I’m a polygamist.
At least that’s what my wife says.
She accuses me of having a dog wife.
I guess in a sense, it’s true.
Maggie certainly thinks she’s my wife.
She even gets jealous when my human wife kisses me. She jumps up between us and licks my face. As if to say, ‘Back off human. He’s mine.’
I find it funny and adorable.
Michelle? Not so much.